A few days has turned into two months. Not that I have actually played these guys in those two months, but still I should have known. Last time I figured out that I forgot to have Jessi do the plantsims since she is high in gardening. She worked on her science and produced a clone, something we were not going for, we named her Sunflower to go with the Daisy clone that was born. Then Jessi was able to make the Forbidden fruit needed for a plantsim baby and another for whatever reason I did it for, I can't remember. So now that we are all caught up, lets get back to finishing Jessilynn up (hopefully!). Spoiler... it doesn't happen this update! She's like the never ending challenge!
The house was a pigsty, Hal sucked so I decided to torture him with Hilda plus get a clean house! Die you useless bastard! *did I say that out loud?*
Jessi: My daughter is sleeping in her shit and there is leakage through the walls.
"Yes, I just said the house is a pigsty!"
Jessi: Our lives suck.
Hal: I am never leaving this room.
"Suit yourself, I really don't give a shit anymore. She's staying, you can go."
Daisy had her birthday. She didn't learn all her skills so she gained the vegetarian trait, which I marked off the list. She's cute but still a Jessi clone. She grew up with that awful greenish brown hair so I did fix that to a better brown.
Meanwhile, upstairs.
While her parents slept, Daisy wanted to go fishing.
She makes the cutest faces!
Little tips are poking up! It's like watching paint dry!
Daisy: All that work and all I get is this!?
"Welcome to the wonderful world of fishing!"
She takes on the chore of taking care of the chickens.
Hal was almost abducted again but he takes too long to get out to investigate and the aliens give up.
Then it was Sunflower's birthday. She will most definitely be a Jessi clone since she was cloned from her DNA.
Clone!
Dumbass.
The girls are really cute.
While Jessi waits for the Forbidden fruit to be harvestable she starts working on another skill challenge. She accidentally completed one of the cooking ones so I figured she could try and complete the others. The plants are taking forever. The longer I watched the slower it was going. Now it is winter because I forgot to turn the damn season off and everything is dormant. So she is just going to cook a lot.
Daisy: The chicks pooped on my boots!
"Hey, you're the one that keeps going out there."
Daisy: Well yeah, we live on a farm and these are the only animals. Lame!
More cuteness! I might have to save her and use her for a different part of this challenge, she is just too cute! Maybe it's because it has been such a long time since I've had a none colorful child in my game.
First day of school! She doesn't look to thrilled.
I don't know what this is or how it got in our inventory but we're going to mess with it! It just says Group Science Project, and of coarse I saved first. (I later looked it up and found out what it was.)
First thing I had Jessi do was study the Red Pad Tie Node.
Oooh this looks very official. CIA? NSA? Sim Secret Service?
She has access? When did she become a top secret agent?
Hmm well that didn't do much, so now she is going to adjust the blue magnatomic pulse array. Sounds scary!
Well that wasn't there before. Hal, don't put her down there!
Oh goodness, so the only other option we have now is "Pull Lever of Doom".... should we? I think we should!
Shit, now we're into some NASA shit!
Here we go!
That was it? No kaboom!? No Kerspolsion?! Rip off!
Haha, seriously right after I heard crickets chirping. Even they think it was lame.
Oh, I see. It made her pass out! You know, she can do that on her own. Don't need a machine for that.
Daisy: Well that was weird. One minute he was eating with me, and the next he passed out.
"Oops! Though that could of been due to a real pass out, your Mom on the other hand has full energy."
Ah ha! I just went and found what it is and what is going on. So the adults are taking a power nap and it is energizing all their needs. I guess their are 4 different outcomes of the machine.
"Rise and shine, Sunshine!"
Jessi: That was weird. Let's do it again!
Hal: Don't look sweetie.
Sunflower: Mama?
Jessi: Help!
Hal: Come on baby, don't watch.
Jessi: You asshole! This is your fault!
Yep, Jessi was abducted. I am pretty positive show won't come home pregnant.
Jessi: I don't think those were vegetables they put up my butt.
And on that note I will end this update. Next time maybe we'll have plantsims? If the plants ever come out of dormancy. Is that even a word? If not, it is now cause i just typed it!
Thanks for reading!
