Welcome back to the never ending gardening of Jessilynn.
I finally had to change my weather settings and make winter and fall short and summer long so that she can harvest more often. I changed them back... I am starting to get bored of the never ending harvests and not getting much money for them, so I am hoping by changing the season lengths things will pick up just a little bit. I also added some orchards and farms. Why does Riverview have all this farmland looking area but nothing is planted there? Well in my game, now there is! At least the start of some, they kind of take a bit to place all over a huge lot.
Anyways back to Jessi. I figured while waiting for the weather to warm up and plants to thaw, Jessi could work on something else. Fishing. Not that she will get any of the challenges done, more to waist time till she can garden again.
Jessi: But I don't want to kill the fishies!
"You won't, I'll let you keep what you catch."
Jessi: Fine.
Jessi: It's not very cute is it?!
"No, try and catch something less beady eyed. But I'll buy you an aquarium now."
Jessi: I lost that one! It was probably cute too!
"Keep trying, you have a long way to go till plants are ready."
Jessi: This sucks, can't I just go meet people and woohoo?
"No."
Jessi got bored again and cyberwoohooed a new guy. Hal Breckenridge. Then she heart farted for him. I might have to let her explore that relationship a bit more. Though she did get a negative moodlet for premature! Hahaha! Hate when that happens!
Hmm Hal is invisible. I wish I knew what I downloaded to make some of them do this. MC to the rescue! He needed a makeover anyways! Something with cops it seems.
It's easily fixed in CAS but still a bit annoying.
Jessi initiates a cuddle with Hal and he's all for it. He's kind of cute!
Then on a whim she makes her move.
He freaks out at her! Ass! I don't think you are cute anymore!
Hahahahaha! Poor girl look at that face!
She tries again to cuddle, this time failing miserably. Crap she needs to stop the fails or her relationship will never grow. Time to try something else!
Pillow fight? Why yes!
It was going pretty good till Jessi hit him too hard, baby! Lost all her progress too!
Just cause of that, I moved him in through edit town. She likes him, she gets him dammit! Plus I don't want him going off finding someone else through SP. Great his LTW is Heartbreaker... maybe I should move him back out.
Hal Breckenridge:
Flirty, Great Kisser, Commitment Issues, Schmoozer and Coward
His LTW: Hopeless Romantic (won't be fulfilling it)
He also has a daughter that is in elementary school named Tameka Sweet. More than likely the product of a one night stand.
Oh Hal, buck up! She's fricking bones, get over it!
"Not coming back inside?"
Hal: Is that thing gone?
"That thing is Hilda, and no she is not gone! She just fixed the clogged toilet!"
Hal: Then no.
"Fine, stay out there, sleep in the barn for all I care."
"You just moved in!"
Hal: Doesn't mean I stopped aging! It was my birthday way before you decided to uproot me from my house.
"Fine go at it, I think it's Jessi's too so we're good."
First thing that happens, he has a mid-life crisis! Guess we can mark it off the list.
He's going to get old fast with his running away from Hilda all the time. He'll just have to live with it, she is wonderful at what she does!
The summer festival was in town, so Jessi and Hal head down for her birthday. Hopefully she can enter a few contests to mark them off the list.
Jessi and Hal immediately enter the hot dog eating contest.
Hal: I'm going to loose my girlish figure!
"Suck it up Buttercup, just get to eating, but let Jessi win!"
Oh no, Jessi is throwing up! Not good!
Hal: Oh man! I won! I'm sorry!
"It's okay! I can still mark it off! Good job!"
Hunter, you got old!
Jessi has her birthday at the festival. She gets a little older looking and a new hairdo. Guess she is too old for piggy tails now? Oh well, she looks fine with it so I left it.
Hal: AHHHHHH!
"Knock it off! She's just cleaning you fricking whimp!"
Seriously, old......... it usually doesn't bother me, but he stops everything all the time to scream and run away. Useless turd. She needs to send him packing maybe if he doesn't agree to marry her soon!
He's even a contortionist when he's scared!
Well I heard lullaby chimes so now just to get him to tie the knot. He can be the live in nanny.
Jessi completes the Menu Maven challenge without even trying! Yay she learned 28 recipes so far!
Finally! A few things to harvest!
Whoops dead fishies! See can't even keep them alive!
And yep she's going to have a baby to try and keep alive.
Jessi: I want the tractor! It collects faster!
"Yeah, sorry didn't know how to set it up!"
Baby bump!
Pregnant or not we need to keep collecting!
"Are you okay?!"
Jessi: Is everything spinning or is it just me?
"Just you."
Jessi: Blarfffffffff
"Oh, oops, you should probably not use that anymore."
Jessi: You think?!
*Side Note* Hal is in the red lol. He won't take a shower, won't eat, won't sleep. All because Hilda keeps walking near him, or he goes in the room she is in. He's going to die soon if he doesn't stop being a coward.
I let her quit and collect some seeds for a bit before she went and used the tractor at the Grandpa farm.
Then she got to head over and use the tractor!
I got tired of Hal constantly running from Hilda, so when he got off work I had him go work on the orchard for awhile.
While he does some work, Jessi takes a nap before working some more.
Boy did she grow while she was sleeping!
Dammit we have a burglar! I had Hal call the cops as we don't have any burglar alarms, but I'm not sure if he got that far before he fainted! I didn't get a picture because I got side tracked with the next thing that happened.
Hilda then walks out of her coffin, heads downstairs and confronts the burglar!
My Hilda is BADASS!! She then fights the girl! Hahaha!
Buglar: What the fuck is this thing!!
"She's my burglar alarm. You came to the wrong house!"
Hilda: Take that! And don't come back!
Burglar: Ahhhhh my back!
Hal: Is the boney thing gone!
Jessi: *snoooooore*
Me: Dying laughing!!
Police Officer: Unfortunately it looks like the burglar got away.
Hal: Hey sexy, add some makeup and you'd be hot!
PO: Sir, I'm a man, and you were just robbed, pay attention!
Hal: Shot down.
"Well you told the man he needed makeup, what did you expect!"
Hal: It's still here!!!
"You. Are. Useless!"
Jessi announces her pregnancy to Hal hoping that they will become more than romantic interests. Hal congratulates her and then walks off. He still has no options to ask her to go steady. If she ever asks I am sure he'll dismiss her.
Jessi: Asshole just walked off!
"I know! We don't need him anyways. I'm getting at that point to kick him out."
Jessi: Do it, I have no time for his bullshit.
Jessi: Why do you keep having me use this thing!
"It's faster! You only have a little bit more to got till we can turn in your harvest!"
Finally Jessi had enough produce to sell to get to her next promotion! She sold 24, Nevermind! The baby is coming!! Off to the hospital!
Little Daisy Montgomery was born. Hal never did show up at the hospital, he couldn't get past Hilda without screaming!
She is a clone of her mom's just with Hals hair and eye color. I aged her up in CAS to check her out.
Jessi: There I dismissed Hilda! Now get yourself cleaned up, stop pissing yourself and help with your daughter!
Now Jessi turns in her latest harvest, she brings in 26,956. Bringing in another promotion and her to level 9! One more huge one to go!! She needs 50,468 to get to level 10! I really hope Hal can manage the house and the baby. He'll now be quitting his job to be the live in nanny!
With that, I will end this chapter!
Thanks for reading!
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